FILE NO. CHADINU-001 · $CHADINU · SOLANA · STATUS ON RECORD: CONTAINED
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Museum of Alpha, Specimen Dossier

Specimen CHADINU-001: Catalogued By Mistake.

An exhibit of alpha meme energy filed instead of contained.

Launching on pump.fun, acquisition paperwork pending.
Specimen CHADINU-001, formal three-quarter portrait, holographic foil trading card plate
Fig. 1, Specimen, dorsal-frontal, uncooperative
01

Specimen Badge

Name
Chudinu
Ticker
CHADINU
Origin
Solana
Habitat
On-chain
Temperament
Unmeasurable
Status
Contained [autocorrects to Escaped during overrun]
02

Formal Portrait

Chudinu seated on a specimen crate, clipboard and tape measure at his feet
Fig. 3, held pose, uncooperative

left margin, dominance vector

Holographic-foil trading card plate. Rainbow bevel. Accession stamp: CHADINU-001. Pose: arms crossed; gaze: evaluative; foil flare: prismatic. Micro-flex event only when measuring.

right margin, smirk incidence

Background: clinical white; no environmental enrichment approved.

03

Measurables (attempted)

MetricReading
Height1.77245 m (±0.00001)
Bite9.9996 / 10 incisive
Vibe99.993% dominant
Chudinu inspecting a graded coin slab of himself through a loupe
Fig. 4, quality control, unauthorized

appears taller when observed, glove integrity compromised, sample size = room

04

Approved Behaviors

Chudinu walking past a hall of preserved busts in display cases
Fig. 5, corridor of prior specimens

Flex

Permitted on sight.

Smirk

Permitted when reflective surfaces present.

Ignore

Mandatory when addressed directly by authority.

05

Field Log + Instrument

Last sighting logged

Through reflective glass; meter needle still humming.

Any other display requires two clipboards, one witness, zero confidence.

Analog Alpha Meter

Status: Contained